Do not let the kids get their hands on this one. Shel Silverstein may have given us timeless children's books like Where the Sidewalk Ends and The Giving Tree, but he also wrote the Johnny Cash hit "A Boy Named Sue" and this subversive gem, a collection of unsavory suggestions and bad advice in the guise of an innocent ABC book. For example, "I is for Ink. Ink is black and wet. Ink is fun. What can you do with ink? What rhymes with ink? 'DR___'." Uncle Shelby also shows how to make a Voodoo Dolly Pin Cushion, and includes a coupon for one (1) real live pony!